How to Eat Homemade Macaroni
Step 1: Wedge noodle onto index finger. (Make sure it is firmly attached.)
Step 2: Wave pointer-noodle in air to distract others while eating additional macaroni from opposite hand.
Step 3: Force any unruly noodles into submission.
Step 4: Occasionally unload pointer-noodle into mouth.
Step 5: When necessary, hide from controlling parents who suggest you shouldn’t play with your food.
Step 6: After conning Mom out of “one sip” of her drink, insert hand and grip firmly while draining her cup.
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Amy April 27, 2011 (1:11 pm)
The Emperor is looking less baby-like and more little boy-like every day! Plus, he offers such fabulous eating tips.
Sarah April 27, 2011 (1:50 pm)
I know. So big now. I have to put some new vids of him up. You know how hysterical kids can get at this age. :)
Arturo Francher June 2, 2013 (9:25 pm)
Macaroni is a variety of dry pasta made with durum wheat. Elbow macaroni noodles normally do not contain eggs, (although they may be an optional ingredient) and are normally cut in short, hollow shapes; however, the term refers not to the shape of the pasta, but to the kind of dough from which the noodle is made. Although home machines exist that can make macaroni shapes, macaroni is usually made commercially by large-scale extrusion.*..:*
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