The Best of Spam

No, this not a canned meat bashing post.  (Though I’m not sure I have a lot of good things to say about that variety either.) Rather this post is dedicated to the unwanted, automated comments spam-bots leave on your web page. Or more specifically, MY web page.

Here is what I would say if I took the time to respond to some from this last week:

Eugene Mullenbach – Why have you taken out my post? It was very beneficial information and i guarantee atleast 1 person found it helpful unlike the rest of the comments on this site. I’ll post it again.  i want to share with you a new underground tactic which makes me personally $900 per day on 100% AUTOPILOT.

Dear Eugene, great minds obviously think alike because you, Dorinda Southgate, Robt Steinbrook and Sammy Orgovan all posted the EXACT SAME COMMENT! Word for word. What are the odds!?!

Novus Ballivillas-ok how is this supposed to mean?

Dear Novus, in America the expression “What is this supposed to mean?” is ever so slightly more popular than “How is this supposed to mean?”

Weight Loss Calculator – Trying to follow you on twitter, but I can’t find your name.

Dear Weight Loss…er, Weight Loss Calculator… Great name. Is that French? And sorry about the twitter name being so evasive. I have cleverly camaflouged my twitter profile by linking it to a square blue graphic known as the twitter icon.

Hitch Mount Bike Rack – I like the first point you made there, but I am not sure I could reasonably apply that in a contructive way.

Dear I-think-I’ll-call-you-Hitch-for-short, I am not sure you could reasonably apply this point either since you seem to be a bike rack.

Custom Chrome Rims – i’m feeling it

Dear Custom, nooooo, I’m pretty sure you’re not feeling it. The only thing custom in my car is the empty sweet tea cup on the passenger floormat.

Win – I just happen to land on this site and it is a good written article, a little bit on the short side, but a pretty acceptable one. I very much like the layout too, it is fairly easy to navigate.

Dear Win, I’m sorry the length of my post did not meet your approval. What length would you prefer?